First day of a diet
And I’m hungry as hell.
My stomach won’t quiet,
And I don’t feel so well.
I’ll eat lots of whole grains,
Until I start to moo
And experience pains
When I skip to the loo.
All this so I can wear
Those old jeans on the shelf?
Being fat isn’t fair—
I’ll miss part of myself.
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