Celebrity Rehab

So I’m watching Dr. Drew
And I’ve never heard of these so-called “celebrities”
Though they mostly look fabulous if
You don’t look too closely at their eyes
And everything around them, like their bodies
Which resemble well-tanned mannequins
With very heavy eye shadow and attitude
And they’re all drunks and addicts
And I’m wondering what I am with my wine
And my popcorn and my late-night fixation
On the dreaded but beloved Dr. Drew.
And why, oh Lord, do these people parade themselves,
And why, oh Lord, am I watching them die?